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    The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.

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    The pope was handing out miracles at an appearance in Rome.

    A guy comes up and and asks "Can you help me with my hearing?"

    "Yes my son." The pope covers the mans ears and prays...then says "How's your hearing now?"

    "I don't know. It's not till next Wednesday."
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    "Don't Despair" Kamala tells celebrating nation...
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    Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.

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    It's depressing. Some days, I feel like I'm surrounded by idiots. Other days, I realise it's not just some days...
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    Cheers, Tiny
    "You can lead a person to knowledge, but you can't make them think? If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem.
    The information is out there; you just have to let it in."

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    Cheers, Tiny
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