She's single...
She's shapely...
She's beautiful and she lives right across the street.
I can see her place from my kitchen window.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door.
I opened the door, she looked at me and said, "I just got home, and I have this strong urge to go out and have a good time, dance, get drunk, and get laid tonight.
Are you doing anything? "
I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!
"Great," she said. "Can you watch my dog?"
Being a senior citizen, really sucks!
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Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
I was having a crap and realised that as it plopped into the bowl, the first turd curled round to form a 'P' and the other two droppings looked like two 'Os'.
Sometimes this sh!t just writes itself.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
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The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Denzel Washington - "Sidney Poitier opened doors for us . . . "
That's good to hear.
Opening doors, shining shoes, picking cotton - ringing any bells?
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Wife: "Is it just me or has the cat got fat over Christmas?"
Me, looking over the paper: "No, just you."
Anyone got a spare couch for few days?
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
New Years Eve and sitting on the crapper taking one. Midnight came and went. Quarter pass 12 and I then realised, "same shit, different year................."
You can learn alot using Google, and the search button.....
Taking the dog for a walk through the cemetary, looking at the headstones. Bloke walks towards me and said "morning". I looked at him and said, "no buddy, just taking the dog for a walk", if he couldn't see that. Some people.
You can learn alot using Google, and the search button.....
A man on a date wonders if he'll get lucky.
A woman already knows...
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Two old guys sat in a pub just chatting.
“I’ve been married 50 years Dave”
“That’s amazing Tom, we’re all those years good”
“Indeed they were, well most of them anyway, how about you Dave ?”
“98 years Tom”
“98 years? How is that even possible?”
“I count in dog years…most of the time she’s a f*cking bitch Tom.”
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
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