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The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
People think that trans women are not real women.
Yet their constant whining, attention-seeking and determination to spoil everything, suggests otherwise.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The wife came home today and said, "My colleague got a surprise gift from her boyfriend - a brand new Porsche. Isn't that great?"
"It sure is," I smiled.
"Why don't you buy me one?" she asked, playfully.
"Because I can't afford another one."
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
A Blonde Lady failed the written Driving Test 4 times.
At the Fifth attempt, she was determined to pass:
But the test had the same question. "You are driving at 100 mph. On your right is a wall, on your left is a cliff. On the road you see an Old Man and a Young Man. What will you hit?
The Woman walked up to the Examiner and said. "I've answered this question all four ways, Wall, Cliff's, Old Man and Young Man, yet I failed all Four times. How is this possible?
What am I supposed to hit?"
The Examiner replied. "The Brakes!"
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
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Stolen/Borrowed from a German based site.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
The Wife: "Shouldn't you know how a womans brain works by now?"
Me: "Maybe if your brain worked tha same way two days in a row, I'd have a chance."
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
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