Results 12,361 to 12,380 of 12477

Thread: The Joke thread - Some jokes may offend, read at own risk. Jokes only, no comments.

Thread Tools
- Show Printable Version
Search Thread
- Advanced Search
Display
- Linear Mode
- Switch to Hybrid Mode
- Switch to Threaded Mode

23-09-23, 11:16 AM #12361
hazman

View Profile

View Forum Posts
Premium Member

Join Date

Jan 2008

Location

Lurking at the teakdoor

Posts

1,977

Thanks

7,183

Thanked 12,139 Times in 1,755 Posts

Rep Power

5112

Reputation

242684
Reply With Quote
The Following 7 Users Say Thank You to hazman For This Useful Post:

enf (23-09-23),gulliver (23-09-23),Keith (23-09-23),NoAIR (23-09-23),OSIRUS (30-09-23),SS Dave (24-09-23),william10 (28-09-23)

24-09-23, 07:42 AM #12362

enf

Super Moderator

Rep Power: 13414
Reputation: 631749

The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.

Reply With Quote

The Following 7 Users Say Thank You to enf For This Useful Post:

fred49au (30-09-23),gulliver (24-09-23),hazman (24-09-23),Keith (30-09-23),OSIRUS (30-09-23),SS Dave (24-09-23),william10 (28-09-23)

25-09-23, 06:15 PM #12363

hazman

Premium Member

Rep Power: 5112
Reputation: 242684

Reply With Quote

The Following 8 Users Say Thank You to hazman For This Useful Post:

enf (25-09-23),gulliver (26-09-23),Keith (30-09-23),NoAIR (07-10-23),OSIRUS (30-09-23),shred (25-09-23),SS Dave (26-09-23),william10 (28-09-23)

25-09-23, 06:16 PM #12364

hazman

Premium Member

Rep Power: 5112
Reputation: 242684

Reply With Quote

25-09-23, 06:16 PM #12365

hazman

Premium Member

Rep Power: 5112
Reputation: 242684

Reply With Quote

The Following 5 Users Say Thank You to hazman For This Useful Post:

enf (25-09-23),gulliver (26-09-23),Keith (30-09-23),OSIRUS (30-09-23),william10 (28-09-23)

25-09-23, 06:17 PM #12366

hazman

Premium Member

Rep Power: 5112
Reputation: 242684

Reply With Quote

The Following 6 Users Say Thank You to hazman For This Useful Post:

enf (25-09-23),gulliver (26-09-23),Keith (30-09-23),OSIRUS (30-09-23),SS Dave (28-09-23),william10 (28-09-23)

25-09-23, 06:18 PM #12367

hazman

Premium Member

Rep Power: 5112
Reputation: 242684

Reply With Quote

The Following 8 Users Say Thank You to hazman For This Useful Post:

enf (25-09-23),gulliver (26-09-23),Keith (30-09-23),Landytrack (23-10-23),NoAIR (07-10-23),OSIRUS (30-09-23),SS Dave (28-09-23),william10 (28-09-23)

25-09-23, 06:18 PM #12368

hazman

Premium Member

Rep Power: 5112
Reputation: 242684

Reply With Quote

The Following 5 Users Say Thank You to hazman For This Useful Post:

enf (25-09-23),gulliver (26-09-23),OSIRUS (30-09-23),SS Dave (28-09-23),william10 (28-09-23)

25-09-23, 06:19 PM #12369

hazman

Premium Member

Rep Power: 5112
Reputation: 242684

Reply With Quote

The Following 6 Users Say Thank You to hazman For This Useful Post:

enf (25-09-23),gulliver (26-09-23),Keith (30-09-23),NoAIR (07-10-23),OSIRUS (30-09-23),william10 (28-09-23)

26-09-23, 08:06 PM #12370

enf

Super Moderator

Rep Power: 13414
Reputation: 631749

The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.

Reply With Quote

The Following 6 Users Say Thank You to enf For This Useful Post:

gulliver (27-09-23),hazman (27-09-23),Keith (30-09-23),NoAIR (07-10-23),OSIRUS (30-09-23),william10 (28-09-23)

28-09-23, 03:39 PM #12371

hazman

Premium Member

Rep Power: 5112
Reputation: 242684

Reply With Quote

The Following 8 Users Say Thank You to hazman For This Useful Post:

enf (28-09-23),gulliver (28-09-23),Keith (30-09-23),NoAIR (07-10-23),OSIRUS (30-09-23),shred (28-09-23),SS Dave (28-09-23),william10 (29-09-23)

28-09-23, 04:02 PM #12372

SS Dave

Premium Member

Rep Power: 3161
Reputation: 146242

I don’t have to remember all those spelling rules because I have Autocorrect, and for that I am eternally grapefruit

Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.

Reply With Quote

The Following 8 Users Say Thank You to SS Dave For This Useful Post:

enf (28-09-23),gulliver (28-09-23),hazman (29-09-23),Keith (30-09-23),Landytrack (15-10-23),OSIRUS (30-09-23),Tiny (29-09-23),william10 (29-09-23)

30-09-23, 12:13 AM #12373

OSIRUS

Premium Member

Rep Power: 1051
Reputation: 37241

Become a Premium Member and support the Austech Forum

Reply With Quote

The Following 7 Users Say Thank You to OSIRUS For This Useful Post:

enf (30-09-23),gulliver (30-09-23),hazman (30-09-23),Keith (30-09-23),NoAIR (07-10-23),SS Dave (30-09-23),william10 (30-09-23)

30-09-23, 12:14 AM #12374

OSIRUS

Premium Member

Rep Power: 1051
Reputation: 37241

Become a Premium Member and support the Austech Forum

Reply With Quote

The Following 7 Users Say Thank You to OSIRUS For This Useful Post:

enf (30-09-23),gulliver (30-09-23),hazman (30-09-23),Keith (30-09-23),NoAIR (07-10-23),SS Dave (30-09-23),william10 (30-09-23)

30-09-23, 12:15 AM #12375

OSIRUS

Premium Member

Rep Power: 1051
Reputation: 37241

Become a Premium Member and support the Austech Forum

Reply With Quote

The Following 8 Users Say Thank You to OSIRUS For This Useful Post:

enf (30-09-23),gulliver (30-09-23),hazman (30-09-23),Keith (30-09-23),Landytrack (15-10-23),NoAIR (07-10-23),SS Dave (30-09-23),william10 (30-09-23)

30-09-23, 08:00 AM #12376

enf

Super Moderator

Rep Power: 13414
Reputation: 631749

The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.

Reply With Quote

The Following 7 Users Say Thank You to enf For This Useful Post:

gulliver (30-09-23),hazman (30-09-23),Keith (30-09-23),NoAIR (07-10-23),OSIRUS (20-10-23),SS Dave (30-09-23),william10 (30-09-23)

02-10-23, 10:06 AM #12377

enf

Super Moderator

Rep Power: 13414
Reputation: 631749

It was winter in the Scottish highlands and nobody had seen McDougall for a week. A search party sets out and they find the snow up to the roof of his cottage.

One of the party goes up to the chimney and shouts, "McDougall, are you there?"

McDougall replies, "Aye, who is it?"

The rescuer says, "It's the Red Cross."

McDougall shouts, "F*ck off, I gave last month."

The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.

Reply With Quote

The Following 7 Users Say Thank You to enf For This Useful Post:

gulliver (02-10-23),Keith (02-10-23),Landytrack (23-10-23),NoAIR (07-10-23),OSIRUS (20-10-23),SS Dave (02-10-23),william10 (04-10-23)

04-10-23, 06:17 AM #12378

enf

Super Moderator

Rep Power: 13414
Reputation: 631749

The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.

Reply With Quote

The Following 7 Users Say Thank You to enf For This Useful Post:

gulliver (04-10-23),hazman (04-10-23),Keith (09-10-23),OSIRUS (20-10-23),shred (04-10-23),SS Dave (05-10-23),william10 (04-10-23)

04-10-23, 04:58 PM #12379

hazman

Premium Member

Rep Power: 5112
Reputation: 242684

Reply With Quote

The Following 7 Users Say Thank You to hazman For This Useful Post:

enf (04-10-23),gulliver (04-10-23),Keith (09-10-23),NoAIR (07-10-23),OSIRUS (20-10-23),SS Dave (05-10-23),william10 (04-10-23)

04-10-23, 04:59 PM #12380

hazman

Premium Member

Rep Power: 5112
Reputation: 242684

Reply With Quote

The Following 7 Users Say Thank You to hazman For This Useful Post:

enf (04-10-23),gulliver (04-10-23),Keith (09-10-23),NoAIR (07-10-23),OSIRUS (20-10-23),SS Dave (05-10-23),william10 (04-10-23)

Quick Navigation General Chat Top

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
[VIDEO] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Rules

All times are GMT +11. The time now is 05:21 AM.

Parts of this site powered by vBulletin Mods & Addons from DragonByte® Technologies Ltd. (Details)

Thread: The Joke thread - Some jokes may offend, read at own risk. Jokes only, no comments.

Thread Tools

Search Thread

Display

The Following 7 Users Say Thank You to hazman For This Useful Post:

The Following 7 Users Say Thank You to enf For This Useful Post:

The Following 8 Users Say Thank You to hazman For This Useful Post:

The Following 5 Users Say Thank You to hazman For This Useful Post:

The Following 6 Users Say Thank You to hazman For This Useful Post:

The Following 8 Users Say Thank You to hazman For This Useful Post:

The Following 5 Users Say Thank You to hazman For This Useful Post:

The Following 6 Users Say Thank You to hazman For This Useful Post:

The Following 6 Users Say Thank You to enf For This Useful Post:

The Following 8 Users Say Thank You to hazman For This Useful Post:

The Following 8 Users Say Thank You to SS Dave For This Useful Post:

The Following 7 Users Say Thank You to OSIRUS For This Useful Post:

The Following 7 Users Say Thank You to OSIRUS For This Useful Post:

The Following 8 Users Say Thank You to OSIRUS For This Useful Post:

The Following 7 Users Say Thank You to enf For This Useful Post:

The Following 7 Users Say Thank You to enf For This Useful Post:

The Following 7 Users Say Thank You to enf For This Useful Post:

The Following 7 Users Say Thank You to hazman For This Useful Post:

The Following 7 Users Say Thank You to hazman For This Useful Post:

Bookmarks

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions