The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
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The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
'impact gun' .... =)
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him in peace
4. Don't check his phone (Messages)
5. Don't bother him with his movements
6. Clean the house
7. Wash his clothes
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:
You only needs to be:
1. You need to be a friend
2. You have to be a companion
3. You have to be a lover
4. You have to be a brother
5. You have to be a father
6. You will be a master
7. You must be a chef
8. You have to be an electrician
9. You have to be a plumber
10. You should learn to be a mechanic
11. You should also be a carpenter
12. You need to be a decorator
13. You should be a stylist
14. You have to be a sexologist
15. You also have to be a gynecologist
16. You need be a psychologist
17. You must be a pest exterminator
18. You must be a psychiatrist
19. You need to be a healer
20. You need to be a good listener
21. You have to be an organizer
22. You should learn to be a good father
23. You should be very clean
24. You must be sympathetic
25. You need to be anathletic
26. you have to be warm
27. you need to be attentive
28. you have to be gallant
29. You must be intelligent
30. You must be funny
31. You must be very creative
32. You must love her tenderly
33. You need to be strong
34. You must be understanding, whether you like it or not
35. You need to be tolerant
36. You must prudent
37. You must be ambitious
38. You must be capable
39. You must be courageous
40. You must be determined
41. You must be true
42. You have to be dependable
43. You must be passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. You must give her compliments regularly
45. You must tell her you love her always
46. You need to go shopping with her
47. You have to be honest
48. You must not stress her out
49. You must not look at other girls
50. You need to give her lots of attention
52. You must give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. You have to give her a lot of time to do whatever she wants to do
53. You must hate whoever she tells you she hates
54. You must always respect her parents
55. You should not to ask for change when you give money to buy something.
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My phone battery is low, I'll continue when I charge it.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
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A guy, on his wedding night is about to get it on with his newly wed for the first time in their hotel.
They start to undress and he says, “God, I never realised that your tits were this small.”
The wife gets all upset and understandably throws him out.
While he is sitting in the lobby another guy comes down the hall. The first man said, “Hey, What happened?”
“Well, I saw my wife naked for the first time tonight and all I said was, ‘Oh I never knew your arse was that big.’ and she threw me out just like that.
Just then a third guy, also on his wedding night, comes storming into the lobby.
“Hey, did you put your foot in it as well?” ask the first two men.
“No,” says the third guy, “but I f*cking could have.”
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
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