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    The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.

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    Sure, you can get your wife jewelry or an expensive purse or even an expensive bottle of perfume for Christmas, but she will NEVER forget the Christmas you got her a new mop.

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