The Joke thread - Some jokes may offend, read at own risk. Jokes only, no comments.

**enf** · 06-12-21, 10:21 AM

**wotnot** · 07-12-21, 11:23 AM

**SS Dave** · 08-12-21, 08:43 AM

**enf** · 08-12-21, 01:13 PM

**enf** · 09-12-21, 09:43 AM

**OSIRUS** · 09-12-21, 10:43 AM

**NoAIR** · 10-12-21, 02:52 AM

A man asks his wife to go pick him up an extra hinge at the store for the door he is hanging. At the hardware store the wife thumbs through a bin of hinges. Just as she is selecting the correct one, an associate comes up to her and asks: "Ma’am, do you wanna screw for that door hinge?" to which she replies: "No, but I'll blow you for that toaster oven over there"!

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A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked the store manager how much it was he said “I am blind, drop it on the ground and I’ll tell ya”. She drops it on the ground.
“Aah…that's 10 dollars”.

She bends down and lets out a big fart that everyone hears. She really wants the pole so she picks it up and goes to pay for it. The manager says “That will be 20 dollars”.
She replies: “But you said 10.” He says: “That’s 10 for the pole and an extra 10 for the stink bait and duck call.”

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A woman rushes into a hardware store and says, “Can I have a mouse trap, please? And please be quick I’ve got a bus to catch.”
Sorry, ma’am, says the assistant, we don’t sell ‘em that big!

**enf** · 10-12-21, 05:18 AM

**SS Dave** · 10-12-21, 08:29 AM

**mtv** · 10-12-21, 08:31 PM

**mtv** · 10-12-21, 08:35 PM

**mtv** · 10-12-21, 08:36 PM

**enf** · 11-12-21, 06:42 AM

**mi_tasol** · 11-12-21, 03:44 PM

First time on the scales in ages, impressed with the results!

**enf** · 12-12-21, 05:46 AM

There’s a dating site for well-endowed men called 7 inches or Better.

The site has already attracted over 60,000 women and 270,000 liars.

**mtv** · 12-12-21, 10:16 AM

**mtv** · 12-12-21, 10:19 AM

**enf** · 13-12-21, 05:44 AM

Hyphenated
Non-hyphenated

WTF ?

**OSIRUS** · 13-12-21, 11:09 AM

**enf** · 13-12-21, 06:03 PM

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