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    The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.

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    Cheers, Tiny
    "You can lead a person to knowledge, but you can't make them think? If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem.
    The information is out there; you just have to let it in."

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    Obviously designed by a woman....couldn't even SPELL the subject matter......

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    Default Tek ma bref aray!


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    Just received an email that promises if I click the link, I will be able to read maps backwards.

    I think its spam.
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    I can only please one person pre day!

    Today is not your day and tomorrow is not looking good either..
    Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.

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    Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.

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    Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.

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    A judge asks a defendant to please stand.

    "You are charged with murdering a garbage man with a chain saw."

    From the back of the courtroom, a man shouts, "You lying bastard!"

    "Silence in the court!" The judge turns to the defendant again and says, "You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a shovel."

    "You tightwad!" blurts the spectator.

    "Quiet!" yelled the judge.

    "You are also charged with killing a mailman with an electric drill."

    "You cheap son of a... " the spectator starts to shout.

    The judge thunders back, " I will hold you in contempt! What is the reason for your outbursts?"

    "I've lived next to that lying bastard for 10 years now, but do you think he ever had a tool when I needed to borrow one?"
    Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.

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