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  1. 15-09-22, 07:05 PM #11821
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    Collingwood.......again.
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    Admit it that you just sang this...
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    LGBTQ? F*ck off! I'm a persecuted member of the 'WHMCMA' Community. The only community it is still 'acceptable' to slag off, pillory, and call a bigoted racist without the slightest recourse..

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    There should be a new reality show where flat-earthers are given the challenge to find the edge of the earth..
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