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    The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.

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    New studies have found that 95% of kids in Collingwood have ADD.

    All Different Dads.
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    ...bumped into a royalist who asked me a couple of questions...

    "What did you think of Queen Elizabeth?"

    ....she was the glue that held the royal family together....


    "What do you think of King Charles?"

    ...he will be the solvent that dissolves the royal family away.....

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    ...and we're worried about 'wokeness'...... lol....

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    Joe Biden made a surprise visit to Ukraine.

    Well..........it was a surprise to Joe anyway.
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