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    The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.

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    I was driving home from the vet's wondering how best to tell my daughter that her kitten was sick and needed an expensive operation, when suddenly, in a gallant act of self sacrifice, it unexpectedly hurled itself out of the passenger side window into the traffic.
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    Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.

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    Caitlyn Jenner on NBC telling us she's loving the Olympics, especially the rowing.

    It's the cockless watching the coxless.
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    Transgender weightlifter Laurel Hubbard is out of the Olympics.

    She failed to produce a valid snatch. The jerk was fine.
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