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  1. 09-08-21, 04:35 AM #10801
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    Daughter: Mom, I'm pregnant!

    Mom: I thought I told you when a guy touches your boobs, say don't, and when he touches you vagina, say stop.

    Daughter: But he kept touching both, so it came out, "don't stop don't stop."
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    Cheating on your spouse!

    "Cheating on your wife doesn't mean that you don't love her. It's like hiring a taxi when you have your own car at home. It saves tyres, ensures longer lasting beauty and increases mileage."

    Please send this to your wife and let me know which hospital to come & visit you !!
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    10 mins after drinking an energy drink I started mincing and angrily shouting abuse at strangers.

    I should really lay off the Gaytirade
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