How to build an atomic bomb in 10 easy steps

[Learjet]

LOL.



I wonder if wood can be substituted for plutonium? My local supplier of plutonium is temporarily out of stock due to the floods.

[NoService]

1. First, obtain about 25 pounds (~10 kg) of Plutonium239 at your local supplier

anyone know a supplier in NSW?

NS

[problem child]

1. First, obtain about 25 pounds (~10 kg) of Plutonium239 at your local supplier

anyone know a supplier in NSW?

NS

try trash

[trash]

I'm just going to take the 5th on this one.

While amusing, it looks like somebody smuggled the instructions out of North Korea and they got smudged on the way out.

[Drift]

LOL.



I wonder if wood can be substituted for plutonium? My local supplier of plutonium is temporarily out of stock due to the floods.

Your post lacks references to Allah, infidels and virgins.

[trash]

Plenty of virgins on Austech.
No shortage of infidels either.
And I sometimes go by the name Allah.

Did I mention you get the virgins, but unfortunately what I neglected to tell you is that they are perpetual virgins and will forever be so.
Or how long do you suppose 70 virgins would last even if this wasn't the case ?

What doesn't anybody ever ask for 70 dirty sluts ? YEAH party time !!!!

[anyone]

i wanna know next weeks project, how to clone the neighbours wife

[Coldamus]

i wanna know next weeks project, how to clone the neighbours wife

I don't. My neighbours' wives (on both sides) are about twice the size of Amanda Vanstone!

[Godzilla]

LOL

4. Now get about 100 pounds (44 kg) of trinitrotoluene (TNT). Gelignite is much better, but messier to work with. Your helpful hardware man or local Bomb Depot store will be happy to provide you with this item.

Obviously written by a gun slinging, red neck yank.

[porkop]

are we all now on various terrorist watch lists just for viewing the link?

now where is my red/white checked tea towel??

lol

[porkop]

I don't. My neighbours' wives (on both sides) are about twice the size of Amanda Vanstone!

some here might just enjoy that???

[admin]

are we all now on various terrorist watch lists just for viewing the link?

now where is my red/white checked tea towel??

lol

I was just thinking the same thing.....wait till Google indexes this thread.

[kcsoft]

i'm gonna give this one a miss... i can't find my teatowel.

i'll stick to my chlorine. brake fluid, ammonium nitrate etc.

[mango]

Plenty of virgins on Austech.
No shortage of infidels either.
And I sometimes go by the name Allah.

What doesn't anybody ever ask for 70 dirty sluts ? YEAH party time !!!!

is mooeee your love child ?

[Strada916]

there was no mention of PPE. Do we do this bare hand, thongs, singlet and shorts? Or all over lead suit? Using lead lined safety glasses.

[porkop]

i'll stick to my chlorine. brake fluid, ammonium nitrate etc.

with a twist of lemon???

[trash]

i'll stick to my chlorine. brake fluid

Planning on a bit of self harm are we ?

Not sure why you included the Ammonium Nitrate.

[freakee1]

how would you test your prototype?




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[Learjet]

are we all now on various terrorist watch lists just for viewing the link? ...

Obviously the link is in jest and provides no real useful information. It's just for laughs.

[trash]

Hey, stop trying to get us kicked off the list !

I want to kill infidels .... that should get us back on