Those w**kers are very persistent. The last few months at work, it has been hot topic with overseas calls being received trying to state that their computer has a Microsoft problem.
Many humerous actions were stated...
don't have my windows open as it's too cold;
where is the windows button;
only have a Mac, no windows here;
pass the phone to your crying baby;
place the phone next to the tv speaker;...
Bookmarks