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do we pass wind while asleep?
its a serious question.
I know we all pass wind while awake , but does the same happen while we are sleeping? how does the body know to pass only air and no solids ?.
i suppose food is till being digested while we sleep , generating stomach gases.
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you're a single man are you Tradesman?
We fart less while asleep because the body (including you gut) is in slowdown mode.
i do, according to quite a few lbfms......
but they can't be trusted to tell the truth anyway....
Ho w do you know this? Do they say......Originally Posted by hoe
"midda hoe, midda hoe, you make funny noise that smell will sleep me no go down there anymore"
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Statistically, if you wait long enough, everything will happen!
Yep you do and this is why you don't shit ya pants in bed
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weirdo (25-06-12)
no , got a family and grandkids and pets , the whole gamut.
its the cat that made me think about it. she was alseep on my lap and without warning passed a stinker that would make your eyes water.
Thanks, I just threw up a little in my mouth.
its the cat that made me think about it. she was alseep on my lap and without warning passed a stinker that would make your eyes water.
dogs are worse in the smell dept.
BTW Hoe , whats a lbfm ??
little brown f#cking machine
Last edited by mandc; 25-06-12 at 01:04 PM.
I've woken myself up from a deep sleep from cracking one off in the middle of the night... Then was left to suffer my own Dutch Oven...
So its a yes from me.
P.S. Keep away from the Dutch Beers!!!
Last edited by ol' boy; 25-06-12 at 01:54 PM.
My arse never takes a break ! Satan has it on hire purchase.
It's just easier to get away with sleep farting.
I my get bashed if I were awake. Laughing in the doona dutch oven
Yes I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
I hope not,
What a waste that would be.
Many variables to consider when posing a solution to this blanket blowing problem and some are what you eat before retiring for the night.
Some foods are notorious for producing volumes of fragrent vapours as they ruminate while your recumbent.
Then theres the age of the containment facility and how well the seals are on the entry and exit points.
Then we now consider the volume consumed to the equation.
So, obviously if one has consumed a goodly portion of gasious producing material and the containment along with the seals isnt as good as it should be, then there will certainly be the possibilty of some of the produced gases emanating during the slumber period.
This enamanation would operate simarly to a release valve on a pressure cooker, which your Gut has become, otherwise you'd wake up with a pain in the Guts and a swelling like a football.
One truely knows how well this works when the dog or cat leaves the house to dig up that bone they buried a month ago and tries to use it as a room deoderiser.
Last edited by gordon_s1942; 25-06-12 at 06:19 PM.
I stand unequivicably behind everything I say, I just dont ever remember saying it !!
they might also say farang na hee
For those that fart in bed be warned, don't light up a smoke
There is a fine line between "Hobby" and "Madness"
Isn't that how you fluff up the pillows?
yeah right, blame the cat!!!no , got a family and grandkids and pets , the whole gamut.
its the cat that made me think about it. she was alseep on my lap and without warning passed a stinker that would make your eyes water.
When I explained to the guy what avatar I wanted, that wasn't what I meant!
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