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    My dick hurts

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    You might want to see a doctor for that?

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    Did you hear about the Irish circumsisor?
    He slipped and got the sack.

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    if your arse is sore as well , you in trouble boy LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by cobra679 View Post
    my dick hurts
    stop wanking!!!

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    It sort of burns is all.

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    got the clap dude, pay a vist to your local

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    sounds like you got a dose of gonna or syph, just hope u dont have to get the umbrella down the eye of your dick, thats not a nice feeling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cobra679 View Post
    It sort of burns is all.
    That's what happens when you mistakenly use Vicks instead of Vaseline

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    I was a bit embarrased putting it in the main forum. Thanks for all the helpful answers. Will get it sorted.

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    Probably caught the same thing weirdo has
    When you do things right, people won't be sure that you have done anything at all

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    LOL they will probably chop it off man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Godzilla View Post
    LOL they will probably chop it off man.
    How? Rumor has it,it's like a button pressed between 2 acorns

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    Quote Originally Posted by cobra679 View Post
    I was a bit embarrased putting it in the main forum. Thanks for all the helpful answers. Will get it sorted.
    Isn't the test forum open to everyone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cobra679 View Post
    It sort of burns is all.
    Stop using Dencorub for lube.

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    Mate, where or should i say in what have you been sticking it?

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    Same shit happened to me when I washed my dick using neat Dettol.

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    You need to see a Urologist and have a camera up it to see what's wrong, don't leave it to late mate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cobra679 View Post
    It sort of burns is all.
    wait til they put the umbrella up......

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    is there any discharge?
    Just chasing my tail and getting nowhere.
    In my last life, I must of been a dog.

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