Christmas is more than pressies and Santa...
We get to celebrate the life of one of Humanities greatest men..
He enlightened the Ignorant..
He Set in play the book that guides us even today..
He provided Light where before there was only Darkness.
He was born of the 25th December
Happy Birthday Sir Issac Newton..
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<Cough> Nice try.
But it was 4th Jan.
Real science is about questioning everything !
Yes I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
Just blame Julius Caesar for the calendar stuff up.
Nope.... that would be the 22nd of December.
Did I say question everything ? Oh I did !
Do we remember how religion works ?
People want to believe something is true, they don't want to be told the truth.
There are many other similar things that fit this description.
A favourite is UFOs. People want to believe aliens are real.
Reality is that there are no aliens visiting this planet and people just make shit up for a variety of reasons.
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Yes I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
BillyGoat (30-12-13)
Just going on what I found in the txt pic below.
And what was Christmas day under the Julian calendar then ?
Oh look !!! There goes Big Foot !!!! ---->
Yes I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
So....
IN was born on day 'n'
n = 4Jan
x = 25Dec
If n=N where N is the day on the old calender, N=x
So what day is 'X' ? Because x≠X
So where does this leave 'o' which is 7 Jan ?
Yes I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
So what your trying to say is every written text is incorrect ?
time is a distorting factor
shifting the goalposts with changes in time translation and interpretation reminds me of the bible's interpretation and rewriting by each different linguist that attempts to translate it
all good fun for us to figure out hundreds or thousands of years after when it happened
(i am not religious, just a worker tech at Muppet labs with Trash.... )
quote "So what your trying to say is every written text is incorrect ? " is very sweeping, it really gets down to the shifting sands of time and interpretation of said texts as to whether they are actually incorrect or just an embelishment of the facts
Last edited by Bluedog; 28-12-13 at 04:29 PM.
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Nope. All I'm saying is that Issac Newton's birthday is not xmas day on any callender.
PC's post is good for a laugh, which is what it was intended to do, but it's not correct.
It's a bit of an urban myth.
Since nobody knows when the Big J was born, you might as well pick a random date.
And of course the church had political reasons for picking a date about that time of year.
And then the conversion from one callender to the other is a bit dubious. Your conversion comes out different from mine.
As for JC. If anybody was dumb enough to believe his Mum was a virgin, either as one of the stone throwing mob of goat herders or her chaperone,
then it's likely that they have no idea what day of the week it is.
Yes I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
Half the time, I have no idea what day of the week it is. Oh! I do happen to trust and rely on the teachings of the Bible, I have also learnt that half the time what we expect to be the "correct" interpretation of events, is, in fact, the exact opposite. The Jews were looking for a soldier to drive the Romans out of their "homes" and, God sends them a baby instead. Even Jesus' disciples expected him to lead a rebellion, and we all know where that ended up...
Oh Of course !
If you ever wondered if there is a god and looked through my previous posts on this forum, you'll discover... It's me !
Yes, I am a god.
I've got a universally huge superiority complex.
I love to torture lesser life forms for my personal amusement.
And I love with when people worship me for my greatness and in return I give them sweet fvck all !! And they come back for more !!!
Was there ever any doubt that I'm god, your god and I'm better than any other god.
What ?? Like your god takes time out to talk to you ?
Yes I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
off ya medication mate it seems too me.
but then again the devil is only a f##k wit so if the shoe fits I guess ;-)
Oh, that's a very un-christian thing to say. I thought you guys were all about being nice to each other and forgiveness.
Hahah... sounds like you're afraid of imaginary creatures.
No wonder you're easy prey for a religion. Quick, send them some money and your god will be pleased !
Money always pleases gods. Send me money and it makes me pleased. (further evidence that I'm a god).
Your blasphemy displeases me. (another characteristic of gods) we take bad news really poorly !
Yes I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
eeprommemory (13-01-14),warbo (13-01-14)
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