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    Default Muslims: There not Happy

    They're not happy in Gaza ..
    They're not happy in Egypt ..
    They're not happy in Libya ..
    They're not happy in Morocco ..
    They're not happy in Iran ..
    They're not happy in Iraq ..
    They're not happy in Yemen ...
    They're not happy in Afghanistan ...
    They're not happy in Pakistan ..
    They're not happy in Syria ..
    They're not happy in Lebanon ...

    SO.. WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?

    They're happy in Australia ..
    They're happy in Canada ..
    They're happy in England ..
    They're happy in France ..
    They're happy in Italy ..
    They're happy in Germany ..
    They're happy in Sweden ..
    They're happy in the USA ..
    They're happy in Norway ..
    They're happy in Holland ..
    They're happy in Denmark ..

    Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim and unhappy in
    every country that is!

    AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?

    Not Islam.
    Not their leadership.
    Not themselves

    THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN !

    AND THEN- They want to change those countries to be like, THE COUNTRY THEY
    CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!
    Excuse me, but I can't help wondering...
    How frigging dumb can you get?
    Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim Terrorists are so quick to commit
    suicide.

    Lets have a look at the evidence:
    - No Christmas
    - No television
    - No nude women
    - No football
    - No pork chops
    - No hot dogs
    - No burgers
    - No beer
    - No bacon
    - Rags for clothes
    - Towels for hats
    - Constant wailing from some bloke in a tower
    - More than one wife
    - More than one mother-in-law
    - You can't shave
    - Your wife can't shave
    - You can't wash off the smell of donkeys
    - You cook over burning camel shit
    - Your wife is picked by someone else for you
    - and your wife smells worse than your donkey
    - Then they tell them that "when they die, it all gets better"???

    Well No Shit Sherlock!....
    It's not like it could get much worse!
    I dream of a World where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

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    You may have something there

    I reckon its the bacon thing. You've gotta have bacon.

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    Let's change the immigration laws:
    If you apply you have to eat a ham or beacon sandwich.
    Bad luck for vegetarians but they will get over it if Australia is so important to them, muslims would eat their shoes before the sandwich (or is sandals??)....
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    More than one wife has also gotta get you down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by admin View Post
    More than one wife has also gotta get you down.
    Well, I wouldn't mind more than one wife, it's the mother in law that comes with it which is the down side!
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    One wife gets you down, more and i'd neck myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by admin View Post
    You may have something there

    I reckon its the bacon thing. You've gotta have bacon.
    Leave Miss Piggy alone.
    Kermit has first rights.

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    Quote Originally Posted by loanrangiel View Post
    One wife gets you down, more and i'd neck myself.
    Got a spare rope ?

    Geez more than than one PMS enraged female in the house at the same time. HELP.

    Then again, maybe Muslim Women do not get PMS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by admin View Post
    More than one wife has also gotta get you down.
    Yeah You can't afford it when they divorce you.

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    I think Jim Jeffries summed it up a while ago

    WARNING!!!! LANGUAGE WARNING!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Reschs View Post
    Got a spare rope ?


    Then again, maybe Muslim Women do not get PMS.
    It could be the bacon..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Downunder35m View Post
    Let's change the immigration laws:
    If you apply you have to eat a ham or beacon sandwich.
    Bad luck for vegetarians but they will get over it if Australia is so important to them, muslims would eat their shoes before the sandwich (or is sandals??)....
    Many years ago, before we went PC mad, the ABC ran a comedy show called "Wollongong The Brave".
    It was the forerunner of the "Aunty Jack" series.
    In one episode they had a test for immigrants to see if they were ready for citizenship.
    They had to choose between a smelly salami and a pineapple doughnut.
    For most of my life, I lived a delusion

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