Tiny (11-04-15)
China F1 2015
Ric 3rd in P2
Last edited by ol' boy; 11-04-15 at 04:56 AM.
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Tiny (11-04-15)
FP3 got interesting. Vettel's on their heels & so is Kimi & Daniel.
Looking like a great qualy (coming up next) & race.
Practice 3
China
Pos No Name Team Best Time Gap Laps 1 44 Lewis Hamilton Mercedes 1:37.615 14 2 6 Nico Rosberg Mercedes 1:37.841 0.226 16 3 5 Sebastian Vettel Ferrari 1:38.313 0.698 17 4 7 Kimi Raikkonen Ferrari 1:38.512 0.897 16 5 3 Daniel Ricciardo Red Bull Racing 1:39.020 1.405 8 6 26 Daniil Kvyat Red Bull Racing 1:39.106 1.491 14 7 55 Carlos Sainz Toro Rosso 1:39.113 1.498 17 8 77 Valtteri Bottas Williams 1:39.243 1.628 15 9 33 Max Verstappen Toro Rosso 1:39.274 1.659 19 10 8 Romain Grosjean Lotus 1:39.405 1.790 14 11 19 Felipe Massa Williams 1:39.410 1.795 17 12 27 Nico Hulkenberg Force India 1:39.513 1.898 14 13 9 Marcus Ericsson Sauber 1:39.559 1.944 18 14 12 Felipe Nasr Sauber 1:39.591 1.976 19 15 22 Jenson Button McLaren 1:39.694 2.079 16 16 13 Pastor Maldonado Lotus 1:39.766 2.151 16 17 11 Sergio Perez Force India 1:39.781 2.166 17 18 28 Will Stevens Marussia 1:42.928 5.313 15 19 98 Roberto Merhi Marussia 1:44.956 7.341 9 20 14 Fernando Alonso McLaren No time 1
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ol' boy (11-04-15)
WOW!!!!
Im starting to think the Qualifying is more fun than the race these days!
It probably is
If u want to go on an expedition get a Land Rover, if u want to come home from an expedition get a Landcruiser!
Well, not a bad race, but i see what Godzilla means, the good ol days are gone.
Better than the race, was the Post Race Press Conference, bahahahahaa, talk about a couple of spliot women having a handbag fight.
I have never seen 2 people that come 1st and 2nd be so unhappy and ungrateful.... anyone would think they came last.
I reckon if you look closely, Vettel was pissing himself under his breath, there is a smile there that was busting to come out.
If u want to go on an expedition get a Land Rover, if u want to come home from an expedition get a Landcruiser!
yeah he had the same smirk on his face in the Post Qually interview.
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If this is the tone of the season I think I am almost over f1.
leroy
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Don't let the media gossip take over you.
I didn't see or hear any of that junk on the German coverage of F1.
All I saw was Hamilton and Rosberg shaking hands after the race but I didn't see the P's and Q's and I am now glad I didn't.
The best driving of the last race were the dog fights between Ricciardo and Ericsson. Luckily they showed a fair bit of that, otherwise I may have nodded off too.
Disappointing the last safety car as I was hoping Kimi Räikkönen would still manage to have a go at Vettel as none of those three in front dared to come too close to each other.
The comment from Rosberg complaining that Hamilton was driving too slow at the earlier stage of the race had me totally puzzled.
Then why the heck didn't he attempt to overtake him instead of whinging that the Hamilton's tailwind would destroy his tyres. Gosh these guys always come up with new stuff... or perhaps Hamilton had a bad case of flatulence.
I am sure Ricciardo wouldn't have given a flying fart about any tailwind
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LeroyPatrol (14-04-15),Tiny (14-04-15)
How funny are Kimi Räikkönen's media comments, he is a man of very few words, almost like a half asleep teenager.
His Radio comments from car are just as funny also.
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Leroy
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ol' boy (14-04-15),Tiny (15-04-15),Uncle Fester (15-04-15)
Bahahahaah, GOLD, good find Leroy, he's not exactly the Face of your Company type person is he
If u want to go on an expedition get a Land Rover, if u want to come home from an expedition get a Landcruiser!
Kimi does not give a Fvck....
ol' boy (15-04-15),Tiny (15-04-15),Uncle Fester (15-04-15)
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Cheers, Tiny
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Godzilla (21-04-15),ol' boy (15-04-15),Uncle Fester (15-04-15)
He will be well versed if he ever goes to court, he is pretty good at not saying much "this is the first i heard" bahahahah.... plays the dummy very well.
Here are some other Kimi quotes
1. Martin Brundle: “Kimi, you missed the presentation by Pele.”
Kimi : “Yeah.”
Martin: “Will you get over it?”
Kimi: “Yeah. I was having a shit.”
2. Interviewer: ”What makes TAG Heuer special?”
Kimi: “It’s OK.”
3.Interviewer: “What kind of a relationship do you have with Peter Sauber?”
Kimi: “He is my boss.”
4. “I read somewhere that I drive with the luck of a drunk.”
5. “Suddenly the steering wheel was in my hands. I tried to put it back on, but it was too late. I was just wondering where I was going to end up.”
6. “I’d rather be probably out of second and third place so I don’t have to go to the prize-giving.”
7. ”Ah, go and interview Mikko Leppilampi. He likes to talk.”
8. Interviewer: “Is it true that sometimes you’re bored in the car?”
Kimi: “Only when I am in front by a country mile, like in Melbourne last year. Then you are thinking about other things or you’re playing with the buttons on the steering wheel.”
9. ”I’m not interested in what people think about me. I’m not Michael Schumacher.”
10. ”The interesting thing will be to see what the weather will do tomorrow. I lost my mirror during the final qualifying session but didn’t notice it, and it had no effect. Now we will see what happens in the race.”
11. “You don’t drive races on paper.”
12. “Driving is the only thing I love about F1.”
13. Interviewer: “The helmet has a special meaning for many drivers. How important is it to you?”
Kimi: “It protects my head.”
14. “The Constructor’s Championship doesn’t really mean anything to me.”
15. “Coulthard can say what he wants. I’m not interested in what he’s saying.”
16. “Montoya’s comments doesn’t interest me.”
17. “I’m not interested in what Jackie says. He hasn’t got anything to do with me.”
18. “Others can sit in the simulators if they want. I´m here to drive.”
19. Interviewer: “The most exciting moment during the race weekend?”
Kimi: “I think so it’s the race start, always.”
Interviewer: “The most boring?”
Kimi: “Now.”
20. Interviewer: ”Do you have any special rituals when the helmet is concerned like many have?”
Kimi: “I wipe it so that I can see better.”
21. When asked about how his yellow flag affected the other drivers:
Kimi: “I don’t care what happened to the others.”
22. “It’s all the same if it rains or not.”
23. “Ferrari’s own parties are the nicest. There are all the crew and their children. I don’t know exactly what I will do there. Maybe I will be Santa. Other parties are official and boring.”
24. Interviewer: “Kimi, what’s the 5th grid place like?”
Kimi: “It’s the 5th grid place.”
25. Interviewer: “What is your feeling before the race?”
Kimi: “It’s alright.”
26. Hungarian GP 2007:
Kimi: “Boring race.”
27. “My life would be much more easier had I been a f1-driver in the 70’s with the guys. I was definitely born in the wrong era.”
28. “I don’t give a damn about what Trulli says.”
29. ”I’m not going to a language school to learn Italian, that’s not what I came to do at Ferrari.”
30. ”If there’s a red light when you leave the pitlane you have to stop. Then some wooden eye [ Lewis Hamilton] crashes into you and breaks the car.”
31. Talking about Michael Schumacher:
Kimi: “He doesn’t come and tell us drivers anything. And at least I don’t need his advice.”
32. Interviewer: “How does it feels to drive at 300 km/h?”
Kimi: “It feels normal.”
33. ”I have not looked at what everyone else is doing and what teams are running, so we are just doing our own thing.”
Last edited by ol' boy; 15-04-15 at 11:30 AM.
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Godzilla (21-04-15),LeroyPatrol (15-04-15),Tiny (15-04-15),Uncle Fester (15-04-15)
Yeah, Kimi is awesome. Thanks for those quotes, OB
These are my favourites:
19. Interviewer: “The most exciting moment during the race weekend?”
Kimi: “I think so it’s the race start, always.”
Interviewer: “The most boring?”
Kimi: “Now.”
20. Interviewer: ”Do you have any special rituals when the helmet is concerned like many have?”
Kimi: “I wipe it so that I can see better.”
32. Interviewer: “How does it feels to drive at 300 km/h?”
Kimi: “It feels normal.”
and this pretty much sums it up:
9. ”I’m not interested in what people think about me. I’m not Michael Schumacher.”
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Looks interesting for qualifying.
Bahrain
Pos No Driver Team Q1 Q2 Q3 Laps 1 44 Lewis Hamilton Mercedes 1:33.928 1:32.669 1:32.571 16 2 5 Sebastian Vettel Ferrari 1:34.919 1:33.623 1:32.982 12 3 6 Nico Rosberg Mercedes 1:34.398 1:33.878 1:33.129 16 4 7 Kimi Raikkonen Ferrari 1:34.568 1:33.540 1:33.227 15 5 77 Valtteri Bottas Williams 1:34.161 1:33.897 1:33.381 16 6 19 Felipe Massa Williams 1:34.488 1:33.551 1:33.744 16 7 3 Daniel Ricciardo Red Bull Racing 1:34.691 1:34.403 1:33.832 15 8 27 Nico Hulkenberg Force India 1:35.653 1:34.613 1:34.450 15 9 55 Carlos Sainz Toro Rosso 1:35.371 1:34.641 1:34.462 18 10 8 Romain Grosjean Lotus 1:35.007 1:34.123 1:34.484 20 11 11 Sergio Perez Force India 1:35.451 1:34.704 12 12 12 Felipe Nasr Sauber 1:35.310 1:34.737 9 13 9 Marcus Ericsson Sauber 1:35.438 1:35.034 9 14 14 Fernando Alonso McLaren 1:35.205 1:35.039 10 15 33 Max Verstappen Toro Rosso 1:35.611 1:35.103 14 16 13 Pastor Maldonado Lotus 1:35.677 7 17 26 Daniil Kvyat Red Bull Racing 1:35.800 6 18 28 Will Stevens Marussia 1:38.713 6 19 98 Roberto Merhi Marussia 1:39.722 6 22 Jenson Button McLaren DNS 1
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Seymour Butts (20-04-15),weirdo (19-04-15)
Well, the beginning & end were interesting & some bits of the middle, however the MotoGp & SBK made it look boring in comparison.
Race result;
Bahrain
1 Lewis Hamilton GBR Mercedes 105.809 25 2 Kimi Räikkönen FIN Ferrari +3.38s 18 3 Nico Rosberg GER Mercedes +6.033s 15 4 Valtteri Bottas FIN Williams +42.957s 12 5 Sebastian Vettel GER Ferrari +43.989s 10 6 Daniel Ricciardo AUS Red Bull +61.751s 8 7 Romain Grosjean FRA Lotus +84.763s 6 8 Sergio Perez MEX Force India +1 lap 4 9 Daniil Kvyat RUS Red Bull +1 lap 2 10 Felipe Massa BRA Williams +1 lap 1 11 Fernando Alonso ESP McLaren +1 lap 0 12 Felipe Nasr BRA Sauber +1 lap 0 13 Nico Hulkenberg GER Force India +1 lap 0 14 Marcus Ericsson SWE Sauber +1 lap 0 15 Pastor Maldonado VEN Lotus +1 lap 0 16 Will Stevens GBR Marussia +2 laps 0 17 Roberto Merhi ESP Marussia +3 laps 0 RT Max Verstappen NED Toro Rosso DNF 0 RT Carlos Sainz ESP Toro Rosso DNF 0 DNS Jenson Button GBR McLaren DNS 0
Fastest lap - Kimi Raikkonen, Ferrari, 1m 36.311s (lap 42)
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Seymour Butts (20-04-15)
And check-off yet another Renault ICE for Ricciardo, the third for this season already... and how lucky was he to save sixth place, they'd been skipping practice laps trying to save mileage on the engine and the thing explodes metres before the finish line!
When is somebody gonna start handing out ass-kickings in frog-land?
Godzilla (21-04-15),ol' boy (20-04-15),Tiny (20-04-15),Uncle Fester (20-04-15)
Was an enjoyable race. Tyre strategy definitely helped Kimi, but I think his driving skills in the curves may have given him the edge over the normally more powerful Mercedes.
I really don't buy the excuse from Mercedes that a bit of back bench traffic f-d up Rosberg brakes. Imagine what Vettel's poor brakes must of suffered in his late curve braking that got him no where nearer to Bottas.
Kimi got a deserved second, to me it looked like he would have got Rosberg then in the last lap even without the brake 'failure'.
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F1 tonight, lets go,
Qualifying
Spain
Pos. No. Driver Team Q1 Q2 Q3 Laps 1 6 Nico Rosberg Mercedes 1:26.490s 1:25.166s 1:24.681s 18 2 44 Lewis Hamilton Mercedes 1:26.382s 1:25.740s 1:24.948s 17 3 5 Sebastian Vettel Ferrari 1:27.534s 1:26.167s 1:25.458s 15 4 77 Valtteri Bottas Williams 1:27.262s 1:26.197s 1:25.694s 16 5 55 Carlos Sainz Toro Rosso 1:26.773s 1:26.475s 1:26.136s 17 6 33 Max Verstappen Toro Rosso 1:27.393s 1:26.441s 1:26.249s 20 7 7 Kimi Räikkönen Ferrari 1:26.637s 1:26.016s 1:26.414s 16 8 26 Daniil Kvyat Red Bull 1:27.833s 1:26.889s 1:26.629s 16 9 19 Felipe Massa Williams 1:27.165s 1:26.147s 1:26.757s 16 10 3 Daniel Ricciardo Red Bull 1:27.611s 1:26.692s 1:26.770s 16 11 8 Romain Grosjean Lotus 1:27.383s 1:27.375s 13 12 13 Pastor Maldonado Lotus 1:27.281s 1:27.450s 13 13 14 Fernando Alonso McLaren 1:27.941s 1:27.760s 11 14 22 Jenson Button McLaren 1:27.813s 1:27.854s 12 15 12 Felipe Nasr Sauber 1:27.625s 1:28.005s 14 16 9 Marcus Ericsson Sauber 1:28.112s 6 17 27 Nico Hulkenberg Force India 1:28.365s 6 18 11 Sergio Perez Force India 1:28.442s 7 19 28 Will Stevens Marussia 1:31.200s 6 20 98 Roberto Merhi Marussia 1:32.038s 4
Q1 107% Time: 1:32.428
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Seymour Butts (10-05-15)
Not an extremely exciting race, however good entertainment with strategies coming into play.
Race
Spain
Pos. Driver Country Team Time Points 1 Nico Rosberg GER Mercedes 1:41:12.555s 25 2 Lewis Hamilton GBR Mercedes 17.551s 18 3 Sebastian Vettel GER Ferrari 45.342s 15 4 Valtteri Bottas FIN Williams 59.217s 12 5 Kimi Räikkönen FIN Ferrari 60.002s 10 6 Felipe Massa BRA Williams 81.314s 8 7 Daniel Ricciardo AUS Red Bull 1 lap 6 8 Romain Grosjean FRA Lotus 1 lap 4 9 Carlos Sainz ESP Toro Rosso 1 lap 2 10 Daniil Kvyat RUS Red Bull 1 lap 1 11 Max Verstappen NED Toro Rosso 1 lap 0 12 Felipe Nasr BRA Sauber 1 lap 0 13 Sergio Perez MEX Force India 1 lap 0 14 Marcus Ericsson SWE Sauber 1 lap 0 15 Nico Hulkenberg GER Force India 1 lap 0 16 Jenson Button GBR McLaren 1 lap 0 17 Will Stevens GBR Marussia 3 laps 0 18 Roberto Merhi ESP Marussia 4 laps 0 RT Pastor Maldonado VEN Lotus DNF 0 RT Fernando Alonso ESP McLaren DNF 0
Fastest lap - Lewis Hamilton, Mercedes, 1m 28.270s (lap 54)
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