Planned, perhaps coming soon: The Cocktail Computer

[jwoegerbauer]

The planned Cocktail Computer contains over 100 recipes; the punch system filters based on your tastes and available ingredients. Plus, you don't need WiFi to make this lo-fi gadget work its magic.

It's currently on . I gave $25 because for me the idea is fantastic.

Full report:

[Al Bundy]

Let me see, I have Jim Beam, Jim Beam Black Label, Jim Beam Devils Cut, Jim Beam Kentucky Fire, I wonder what it can do with those.....

[jok11n]

Let me see, I have Jim Beam, Jim Beam Black Label, Jim Beam Devils Cut, Jim Beam Kentucky Fire, I wonder what it can do with those.....

computer says no

[Al Bundy]

computer says no

Ahh, bugger looks like its just Jim Beam

[jok11n]

Ahh, bugger looks like its just Jim Beam

Godspeed

[enf]

R2D2 has already been there and done that on Jabba The Huts sail barge IIRC...it didn't work out so well for the drinkers.

[shred]

I'm sure there would be several smartphone apps out there to do the same thing, but the card file system would be fun to use.

[Edit: and I can see it being a popular gift for those people "who have everything".]

[jok11n]

Yeah more of a conversation starter than anything else but it has a nice retro look about it

[Uncle Fester]

Ahh, bugger looks like its just Jim Beam

I punched Jack Daniels Black and the computer said YESSS

[Al Bundy]

I punched Jack Daniels Black and the computer said YESSS

I'll drink that too....

[alpha0ne]

Ahh, bugger looks like its just Jim Beam

But no matter how much you sample JB we all know that JD is always that much more better !!

[jwoegerbauer]

Jim Beam ( since 2014 owned by Japanese spirit producer Suntory ), IMO is John Doe's whiskey. Who drinks already this swill?

For the friends of Jim Beam:

If you ask Fred Noe, Jim Beam master distiller, how to drink a bourbon properly, his answer is simple: "Any damn way you please."
Jim Beam say only these receipes one needs - as found on their German website:

1. Red Stag GINGER & LIME
   
   
   1. 3cl Red Stag by Jim Beam
   2. 4 cl Ginger Ale
   3. Lime slice
   
   
2. JIM BEAM HONEY & GINGER ALE
   
   
   1. 2 cl Jim Beam Honey
   2. 2 cl Ginger Ale
   3. piece of lemon
   4. 1 dash bitters (optional)
   
   
3. JIM BEAM LIME SPLASH
   
   
   1. 4 cl Jim Beam Bourbon
   2. 2 cl lime juice
   
   
4. JIM BEAM APPLE & TONIC
   
   
   1. 1 part Jim Beam Apple
   2. 3 parts tonic water
   3. ice cubes
   4. Lemon or apple slices
   
   

Should be simple to punch the Cocktail Computer's corresponding Hollerith cards

[Al Bundy]

Jim Beam ( since 2014 owned by Japanese spirit producer Suntory ), IMO is John Doe's whiskey. Who drinks already this swill?

Phhhtt, who asked for your opinion, better than the pisswasser you drink.....

[jok11n]

does that cocktail computer have Goon as a listed ingredient, could take off in certain areas of Sydney if it has

[lsemmens]

Yeah! But, who mixes goon with anything, they just drink it straight and rarely even use a glass! As for whiskey, if it ain't Scotch or a close relative (Irish) it ain't whiskey!

[jwoegerbauer]

Jim Beam was the swill that the granny next door always drank when as a boy I was allowed to come to her in order to f..k her

[Al Bundy]

Jim Beam was the swill that the granny next door always drank when as a boy I was allowed to come to her in order to f..k her

LOL, you mean a "Granny" had to get pissed before she'd let you fvck her, what the hell did the girls your own age have to take before they let you??? Cyanide perhaps (Zyklon B to be precise)?

[loanrangiel]

These drink computers have been around for a while, they are flogging them on one of the shopping channels i believe.