Farting goats force plane to make emergency landing with 2,000 animals on board

[mtv]

A plane was forced to make an emergency landing because of a herd of farting goats in the cargo hold.

The Singapore Airlines plane was en route from Sydney to Kuala Lumpur with more than 2,000 animals.

But the four crew members on the Boeing 747-400 freighter received a smoke indication in a cargo bay, forcing them to come early to land.

When they checked the issue in Bali Denpasar 45 minutes later, they found no smoke, according to Aviation Herald.

They then reported that the smoke indication was identified to be the result of exhaust gasses and manure produced by the goats.



Wonder if Mr 672A has any issues when flying.

[Uncle Fester]

I wonder if all that methane could have caused an explosion if one of the goats decided to light up a smoke.... or even a crew member, now I am not even sure if I am joking

[Godzilla]

Winner of the best thread title of the year.

Certainly got my attention...

[weirdo]

Wonder if Mr 672A has any issues when flying.

oohh, get of his goat

[Godzilla]

Strangely enough i at first interpreted the title "Farting goats force plane to make emergency landing with 2,000 animals on board" as "Farting goats force plane to make emergency landing with 2,000 Muslims on board"

Dont ask me why...maybe subconsciously its the same, same.... .

[mtv]

Funny... I thought something similar, thinking it may have been an airline of a particular region.

[Reschs]

Was the reason the goats were farting due to them being pumped up by the Muslims ?

[enf]

Was the reason the goats were farting due to them being pumped up by the Muslims ?

That was my first impression....the sluts!

[Godzilla]

Muslim Mile high club?

If it blew up it could have been the few miles up and around club.....

[Mr 672A]

A plane was forced to make an emergency landing because of a herd of farting goats in the cargo hold.

The Singapore Airlines plane was en route from Sydney to Kuala Lumpur with more than 2,000 animals.

But the four crew members on the Boeing 747-400 freighter received a smoke indication in a cargo bay, forcing them to come early to land.

When they checked the issue in Bali Denpasar 45 minutes later, they found no smoke, according to Aviation Herald.

They then reported that the smoke indication was identified to be the result of exhaust gasses and manure produced by the goats.



Wonder if Mr 672A has any issues when flying.

Ever since I had a Operation in the Bowel My guys have become an Nuclear Re-actor Guys. Now you read my story about when I was young and Farted in Church now 50 years later I still have concerns as My son wants me to go with him to See STAR WARS but the first thing that popped up was If I do decide to go to the Pictures I will have to be careful what I eat the night before as I can disguise the sound of a fart as I can time it with the Pictures noise but saying this I can't disguise the Smell.

(Your started it mtv)

Many years ago when I spoke to my doctor about my bad Farting habit I was amazed in the amount of farts I use to get whilst in a bath as some of those bubbles were huge but the question asked me I wonder if they were still inflammable after passing through water so one day I remembered to bring a cigarette lighter with me the one I use for heat shrink and when I felt a fart coming I lit the lighter above the water and although my butt was under 10 inches under water the huge bubbles surfaced and exploded and the fire ran towards my face. I screamed and the wife ran in and I told her what I did and she said YOU F^%$#@! IDIOT!!

One day If you guys are nice to me I will tell you what I did to a lift full of People.

[Mr 672A]

Muslim Mile high club?

If it blew up it could have been the few miles up and around club.....

The first thing I think when I see Muslims praying as they bend down with their arse up in the air I say I wonder how many of them FART when they bend like this. Ifit was me I would become a Gatling gun bending like that

[mtv]

(Your started it mtv)

lol... yes I did.

Although specifically relating to goat farts, if you wish to make a comparison, or challenge... please be my guest.

This thread does have a certain air about it.






Edit: before noticing all of the walking stick... the part of it on top of the chair looked somewhat like 'follow-through'.

[lsemmens]

If (BIIIIIG if) I were a muslim, I'd ensure that I was on the front row before I bent over. Buggered if I'm going to breath anyone's flatulence as they bend.

[mtv]

If (BIIIIIG if) I were a muslim, I'd ensure that I was on the front row before I bent over.

OH&S..... can imagine the explanation to doctors... well doc, it all started with this arsehole in front of me....

[Godzilla]

Its a double whammy for Muslims praying, not only bending over but shoes off too.

If the farts dont get you the feet will, maybe there is a Allah that will protect them....

[Mr 672A]

We all laugh about this and I have laughed myself to tears over Farts as its always been a sort of entertainment with us Christian Egyptians as it was not uncommon for one of the family members to Fart at the dinner table Yes that' revolting but quiet normal where we come from. When I was young I use to laugh myself to a point of tears over Farting. One of my favorite all times movies was the "Nutty Professor", I think you all know the part of the movie that reminded me of which is my Farting family.
My Doctor said to me that possibly why you fart so much is because you gulp to much air down when you talk and or eat.
On the bad side of this all this Farting has given me Prolapse problem where I was operated on 2 years ago but the continual farting has blown all the staples out of me so the next operation has to be a major one with straps and elastic stuff put inside me to keep my guts and my butt back where it should be.
(SPOILER ALERT, Only the over 50's can read this below)
Prolapse REAR is not pretty, its like having a 3 tier chandelre hanging out of your butt and after you go to the toilet you must have a shower and push the last out to be first in and the first out is the last to back in.

[mtv]

I posted this in the joke section, but given the current context, I think it's worthy of a reprint here.


There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty years.

The only friction in their marriage was caused by the husband's habit of farting every morning as he awoke.

The noise would always wake up his wife and the smell would cause her eyes to water as she would choke and gasp for air. Nearly every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping one in the morning. He told her that he couldn't help it. She begged him to see a doctor to see if anything could be done but the husband wouldn't hear of it. He told her that it was just a natural bodily function and then he would laugh in her face as she tried to wave the fumes away with her hands. She told him that there was nothing natural about it and if he didn't stop, he was one day going to "fart his guts out".

The years went by and the wife continued to suffer and the husband continued to ignore her warnings about "farting his guts out" until one Christmas morning. Before dawn, the wife went downstairs to prepare the family feast.

She fixed Christmas pudding, mashed potatoes, gravy and of course a turkey. While she was taking out the turkey's innards, a thought occurred to the wife as to how she might solve her husband's problem.

With a devilish grin on her face, she placed the turkey guts into a bowl and quietly walked upstairs hours before her flatulent husband would awake.

While he was still soundly asleep, she pulled back the covers and then gently pulled back her husband's jockey shorts. She then placed all of the turkey guts into her husband's underwear, pulled them up, replaced the covers and tiptoed back downstairs to finish preparing the family meal.

Several hours later she heard her husband awake with his normal loud arse trumpeting. This was soon followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as her husband ran to the upstairs bathroom.

The wife could not control herself and her eyes began to tear up as she rolled on the floor laughing. After years of putting up with him she had finally gotten even.

About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his blood stained underpants with a look of horror in his eyes.

She bit her lip to keep from laughing and she asked him what was the matter. He said, "honey, you were right - all those years you warned me and I didn't listen to you".

"What do you mean?" asked his wife. "Well you always told me that I would end up farting my guts out one of these days and today it finally happened.

But by the grace of God, some Vaseline and these two fingers, I think I got most of 'em back in."

[mango]

I posted this in the joke section, but given the current context, I think it's worthy of a reprint here.


There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty years.

The only friction in their marriage was caused by the husband's habit of farting every morning as he awoke.

The noise would always wake up his wife and the smell would cause her eyes to water as she would choke and gasp for air. Nearly every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping one in the morning. He told her that he couldn't help it. She begged him to see a doctor to see if anything could be done but the husband wouldn't hear of it. He told her that it was just a natural bodily function and then he would laugh in her face as she tried to wave the fumes away with her hands. She told him that there was nothing natural about it and if he didn't stop, he was one day going to "fart his guts out".

The years went by and the wife continued to suffer and the husband continued to ignore her warnings about "farting his guts out" until one Christmas morning. Before dawn, the wife went downstairs to prepare the family feast.

She fixed Christmas pudding, mashed potatoes, gravy and of course a turkey. While she was taking out the turkey's innards, a thought occurred to the wife as to how she might solve her husband's problem.

With a devilish grin on her face, she placed the turkey guts into a bowl and quietly walked upstairs hours before her flatulent husband would awake.

While he was still soundly asleep, she pulled back the covers and then gently pulled back her husband's jockey shorts. She then placed all of the turkey guts into her husband's underwear, pulled them up, replaced the covers and tiptoed back downstairs to finish preparing the family meal.

Several hours later she heard her husband awake with his normal loud arse trumpeting. This was soon followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as her husband ran to the upstairs bathroom.

The wife could not control herself and her eyes began to tear up as she rolled on the floor laughing. After years of putting up with him she had finally gotten even.

About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his blood stained underpants with a look of horror in his eyes.

She bit her lip to keep from laughing and she asked him what was the matter. He said, "honey, you were right - all those years you warned me and I didn't listen to you".

"What do you mean?" asked his wife. "Well you always told me that I would end up farting my guts out one of these days and today it finally happened.

But by the grace of God, some Vaseline and these two fingers, I think I got most of 'em back in."

i thought it was about Mr 672A, thats why he now times his farts.

[mtv]

i thought it was about Mr 672A, thats why he now times his farts.

Times them and measures the loudness (SPL).

Some people collect stamps as a hobby.... each to their own I guess.